My favorite 5 most used sarcastic comments.
1. I can't wait to move.
2. I <3 packing... a house that we've lived in for 12 years where we obviously never got rid of enough stuff during our yearly spring cleaning.
3. Of course you don't have to eat dinner after I spent 2 hours fixing it for you.
4. I love cleaning up after you every.single.day.multiple.times.a.day. It's my favorite.
5. No, I'm not going to spend ALL day reading trashy novels in bed...I do have to go pick up a diet pepsi, pee and eat at some point in my day.